Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Happy Birthday, Matt Damon!


Dearest Matt Damon,

I know your birthday was October 8th, but I just wanted to write you the most sincere birthday message you ever received! Where do I begin? I feel like I've watched you grow up from the Good Will Hunting to one of my favorites as Private Ryan in Saving Private Ryan. I lived those experiences with you. I felt like it was me whose brothers had died in war, and my mom was begging for my arrival. You have always been able to play various types of roles with various types of personalities. You even took a backseat to Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the Oceans movies, sidestepping the spotlight while still playing a key role. You are a true team player Matt! My favorite set of movies which you have starred in is the Jason Bourne series. You are so intelligent, quick, combative, instinctive, and respectful- you just want to know who you are and how you got where you landed. It is admirable to see you escape banks, apartment buildings, houses, offices, etc. I'm thinking about being Jason Bourne for Halloween, and I have you to thank! I'm not going to lie Invictus was boring as rocks but you did your thing playing rugby.

And who can forget you winning People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive- you are the real deal dude. Plus your best friends with Ben Affleck who is also the MAN.

The most underrated movie you starred in is definitely The Informant! My dad and I love that movie and your so humorous without trying it really is entertaining to watch. "It's like its dump on Mark Whitaker day".- BEST LINE EVER.

Who can forget your cameo in Entourage where your begging Vince for money for your charity ,and your expletive laced rant after the credits. "VINCE- SEND THE CHECK NOW!!". My whole family adores you, even mom! If you're ever in the Jersey area stop by in Rutherford and she will whip you up a pasta meal for the ages.

So here we are Matt, wishing you a happy 41, goodluck with the family and most importantly GOD BLESS.

Love,
Stefano

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